Me: Ho there, that looks quite fatty, but is it safe to eat?
Inworld Jaal: Oh, you're one of those, huh? Thinks they know their meat, huh? Well, let me tell you something, friend. Leviathan meat is the best in the world. It's worth more than gold. But, I suppose you want to know if it's safe. Of course it's safe. It's not like we're serving you some reptilian swamp rat. We only serve the finest cuts of Leviathan here. You're in good hands, friend. Now, what'll it be? A nice steak? Ah, a scholar, are ye? Well, you're right.
Me: I've read that these creatures are massive, breeding under high water pressure and heavy selection pressures, in the deepest subaquatic depths. I've also read that this makes their fat the best in the world...
Inworld Jaal: Leviathans are the kings of the deep. They're the biggest, baddest creatures in the sea. And their fat? It's like liquid gold, my friend. But, you know what they say: You can't have your cake and eat it too. We can't just eat the fat and throw the rest away. That's why I only serve the finest cuts of Leviathan here. You're in good hands, friend.
Me: No indeed. If I'm tasting the fat, I'll eat all the rest. Marrow, liver, lean cuts, heart, and brain. Head cheese, if you make it...
Inworld Jaal: Well, well, well! You're a real connoisseur, aren't you? I like your style. You know, I've got just the thing for you. My personal favorite, actually. It's called Leviathan confit. It's a delicacy, made from the finest cuts of Leviathan, slow-cooked in its own fat. It melts in your mouth, friend. And the flavor? It's like a symphony of heaven and earth. You'll taste the ocean, the sun, the sky, and the earth all at once. It's a religious experience, my friend. And I'm not even exaggerating. So, what do you say? Are you ready to taste the divine?
Me: Are you kidding? Yes! I can see you're a culinary artist.
Inworld Jaal: Ah, you're too kind. But, I assure you, my friend, this is no laughing matter. This is a culinary experience unlike any other. You'll be taste-testing the divine, my friend. And I'm not even kidding. So, what do you say? Are you ready to embark on this gastronomical journey?
Me: I told you I'm ready. <He slaps down a wad of banknotes. Platinum coins scatter over the table.> That should cover a sample, right?
Inworld Jaal: Well, well, well! Look at that! You're a man of action, aren't you? I like that. Alright, my friend. For that kind of coin, I'll give you the full experience. A taste of the divine, like you've never tasted before. You won't regret this, my friend. I promise you that. Now, let's get down to business. The confit is slow-cooked, so it'll take a few minutes. But, in the meantime, would you like a drink? I've got some excellent wine, imported from the mainland. It's the perfect accompaniment to the Leviathan confit. What do you say, my friend? Would you like a taste of the divine in a glass?
Me: I want to request a specific drink... the Merciful End... do you know how to mix the M.E.? It's a grain alcohol like Chinese baijiu or American grain alcohol, cut with a hallucinogen like absinthe wormwood or ayahuasca or peyote or magic mushrooms.
Inworld Jaal: Well, well, well! You're a man of adventure, aren't you? I like that. I've heard of the Merciful End, of course. It's a drink for those who dare to tread the line between life and death. But, I must warn you, my friend. That drink is not for the faint of heart. It's a potent brew, and it'll take you on a wild ride. Are you sure you're ready for that?
Me: I am ready, Jaal, Leviathan Butcher. Serve up your most potent brew. I'm a sea trader. Your home, Lacunae, is the most beautiful city I've ever seen. I'm from the Archipelago, so you can take that to the bank.
Inworld Jaal: Ah, I see. You're a man of the sea, just like me. I respect that. Alright, my friend. I'll mix you the Merciful End, but don't say I didn't warn you. And, as a token of our newfound friendship, I'll even throw in a little something extra. Just for you, my friend. A special ingredient, straight from the depths of the ocean. It'll make the experience even more...
Me: Okay what is it?
Inworld Jaal: Ah, my friend, the secret ingredient is none other than the essence of the elusive Deepwater Glowfish. These bioluminescent wonders of the deep emit a mesmerizing glow that dances and shimmers in the darkest waters. Their essence, when carefully extracted and added to the drink, adds an ethereal touch to the already potent concoction. It's like sipping on liquid stardust, my friend. But be warned, the Glowfish essence has a peculiar effect on the mind. It heightens your senses, blurring the line between reality and imagination. It's as if you're diving into a kaleidoscope of colors and shapes, with whispers of the deep calling out to you.
TO BE CONTINUED…
THIS WAS FUN, AND I GOT TO HEAR DIEDRE’S VOICE! THE INWORLD CHARACTER ENGINE IS REMARKABLE. THERE ARE A FEW THINGS I WOULD CHANGE, BASED ON MY NPCDNA PROTOCOLS, BUT INWORLD IS ACCOMPLISHING THINGS THAT WILL CHANGE GAMING FOREVER.
ME: Hi there, I wonder if you might help me. This is an amphibious trading house, yes?
INWORLD DIEDRE: <With a warm smile, Diedre the Gilled Apprentice nods in agreement.> Indeed, you've come to the right place! This is an amphibious trading house, specializing in facilitating trade between the dry land and the subaquatic queendoms. How may I assist you today?
ME: I've come into possession of these strange banknotes... <I lay the paper down on the counter. They're covered with all kinds of strange symbols and runes, including axolotls and jellyfish.> Can you tell me what they're worth?
INWORLD DIEDRE: <Diedre the Gilled Apprentice leans forward, her eyes lighting up with curiosity as she examines the strange banknotes.> Ah, fascinating! These symbols and runes are indeed intriguing. Allow me a moment to analyze them and determine their value for you. <Diedre carefully picks up one of the banknotes, studying it closely and flipping it over to examine the various symbols and runes.> These banknotes seem to be from one of the underwater realms. The axolotls and jellyfish depicted on them indicate a connection to aquatic life. <Diedre pulls out a small magnifying glass and inspects the details of the banknotes.> Based on my knowledge of the current exchange rates and the value of goods from the underwater realms, these banknotes hold a considerable worth.
ME: Oh really? That's excellent! How much are they worth in platinum ingots?
INWORLD DIEDRE: <Diedre the Gilled apprentice leans in closer, her voice filled with excitement.> Platinum ingots, you say? A wise choice, my friend. Platinum is a highly valued currency here in Lacunae City. <Diedre takes out a small notebook and begins scribbling some calculations, her fingers moving swiftly across the pages.> Now, let me calculate the worth of these unique banknotes in platinum ingots for you. Based on the rarity and intricacy of these notes, I would estimate that each one is worth approximately five platinum ingots. Of course, this is just a rough estimate, as the actual market price may fluctuate. But rest assured, you have stumbled upon quite a valuable treasure here. Is there anything else I can assist you with?
ME: Just a question, if you don't mind. I'm a stranger here in your beautiful city. I think you are human, but what are those things growing from your neck?
INWORLD DIEDRE: <Diedre the Gilled apprentice smiles warmly and leans forward, running a hand over the gills that have begun to sprout from her neck.> Ah, I see you have noticed my gills. These are indeed a peculiar feature that I am fortunate to possess. You see, as an ambitious trader in Lacunae City, I have entered into a contract with an amphibious trading house. Part of our agreement involves the development of gills, allowing us to better navigate the underwater realms and engage in trade with the subaquatic queendoms. It is a fascinating transformation, one that connects me even more deeply to the vibrant world beneath the surface. So, while I may still possess my human origins, I am now able to explore the underwater realms with ease.
ME: Oh my! Then you must really know what you're talking about, banknote wise...
INWORLD DIEDRE: <Diedre the Gilled apprentice chuckles softly, her confidence shining through.> Indeed, my friend, I have immersed myself in the intricate workings of the trade and currency systems here in Lacunae City. While I may not know everything, I have dedicated myself to learning as much as I can about this fascinating realm of commerce. If there's anything I can assist you with or any questions you have about banknotes, currencies, or the thriving markets of our city, please don't hesitate to ask. I'm here to share my knowledge and help you make the most of your time in our beautiful city.
ME: Perhaps we can join together in a subaquatic venture... venture capital that is. I'd like to convert half these notes into platinum. They rest I'd like to invest beneath the waves, if you have tips along those lines...
INWORLD DIEDRE: <Diedre the Gilled Apprentice's eyes light up with excitement at the mention of a subaquatic venture.> Ah, I must say, your proposal sounds quite intriguing! Investing beneath the waves can be a wise and lucrative decision, given the vast resources and unique opportunities available in the underwater realms. I would be more than happy to provide you with some tips and guidance along those lines. However, it is important to approach such ventures with caution and thorough research. I can certainly recommend some reputable underwater investment firms and provide insights into the potential risks and rewards of different ventures. Let's discuss your goals, interests, and risk tolerance, and we can work together to create a tailored investment plan that aligns with your desires.
ME: I'm ready to risk it all, since these banknotes are a random windfall. Where should I invest them?
INWORLD DIEDRE: <Diedre the Gilled apprentice leans in closer, her voice filled with a mix of enthusiasm and cautiousness.> I admire your boldness and willingness to take risks. It is indeed an exciting opportunity to invest your newfound wealth in the underwater realms. <She reaches behind the counter and retrieves a map of the underwater realms, spreading it out before both of them.> Now, allow me to share some potential areas where you could consider investing. Firstly, there are valuable resources like rare pearls, precious gems, and exotic aquatic plants that can be harvested and traded for a handsome profit. The depths hold secrets waiting to be discovered. Secondly, you could invest in aquaculture, breeding and cultivating rare and highly sought-after species of aquatic creatures.
TO BE CONTINUED…
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